My Guilty Pleasure

I admit it, my guilty pleasure is reading Missed Connections on CraigsList. Part of me wants to see if anyone thought I was hot enough to write about, and part of me wants to see nerdy acts of desperation.
I think my all-time favorite posts are the "Dear waiter/bartender/desk guy at restaurant/bar/store. Are you gay? Let's meet for coffee/drinks/blowjobs. You smiled at me and made eye contact, so I picked up a vibe..."
That's mighty ambitious of you, Mr. Anonymous Gay Poster. I don't know if you are aware of this or not, but when you have a service job, especially one that relies on tips, smiles and eye contact are a good way to be friendly without actually having to be friendly. Last time I checked, doing your job was not the same as sending off a "vibe."