My Baby Takes the Morning Train

There can only be a handful of reasons, Mr. Talkstooloud, that made you punish the rest of us with your inane conversation. I have summarized these below:

+ You truly don't know that you speak that loudly, or that your voice really carries
+ You are an attention-whore that wants people to overhear your conversation so they think you are cool/important/fun
+You really are so rude that you didn't notice everyone shaking their heads and rolling their eyes at you

Honestly. Your conversation went for over an hour solid. There are three dead spots along the way, but you kept going! I am sure your conversation about electrical boxes and managerial status really was that pressing, but next time try to keep it down please